urinatings:

*precisely determines where i should take the next bite of my sandwich*

(Source: 750c, via trust)

brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

(via fake-mermaid)

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

(via bonquayyy)

highlyover-rated:

Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write

(Source: pia-pium, via kidhiu)

ss05:

i hate when ppl with drawn on eyebrows critique people with actual hair eyebrows in the real world eyebrows are sisters not twins 

(via bigbowlofcereal)

tremblue:

grarse:

nectarblood:

10AM Gare Du Nord - Keaton Henson
And please do not hurt me
Love, I am a fragile one
And you are the light in my eyes

Please do not break my heart
I think it’s had enough pain
To last the rest of my life

And I will not tire of you

Breh

bruh

m8

(Source: play-listings)